Pay-Per-Inch© Airline Seating

Seats too narrow? Need a little extra room, my gourmand friend? You wouldn't even mind paying a little extra for the added comfort of an extra inch or two, eh?

Or maybe you're the slim type, upset at how Big Boy spills over into your seat — the seat you PAID for — and maybe you think you should get compensated for that.

Acme is proud to offer the new Pay-Per-Inch© seating system, available now to carriers world wide. Here's how it works:

pay-per-inch seating

Seems fair, right?

Contact your favorite carriers today and demand Pay-Per-Inch© Seating!