- "Do you work here?" No, I just sit in my little boxed off area and wear the worker shirt for kicks and giggles...
- When customers get mad at employees for poorly made clothing or damaged items.
- Decide they don't want something at the till and just leave it there.
- Return something only moments after initially buying it.
- Tell you that an item that you sell is cheaper in another store. Best be on your way then!
- Make four different transactions... by card.
- Try to return products which have been damaged by misuse.
- Spend half an hour browsing when the store is trying to close.
- Talk on their phones while you're trying to help them.
- When they hand you a $50/$100 bill, and while you're checking it they say, "I just made that myself."
- The extreme coupon people.
- Parents that allow their children to run rampant. I'm not saying put your kid on a leash or anything, but don't let them ruin my t-shirt table or end cap.
- When a customer destroys a pile of shirts looking for their size.
- Complain about the prices. News flash, I don't set the prices! Either fork over the cash or GTFO.
- When customers leave clothes in the fitting room or even worse, in a ball on the floor. I don't want to put all that crap back. If you work in a busy store like I do, you don't have time to put back 20 things from every customer that goes into a fitting room.
- When a customer lays the money on the table, then when giving change, expects for it to go in their hand.
- "Are there more in the back?" No. The "back" isn't a magical place that produces whatever we demand.
- "You look like you need something to do." Winner, winner! You're the 1,000th customer to say this to me today!
- "You look bored." Because I am. Now let me ring your items up so you can be on your way.
- "So that means it's free, right?" Oh, because it didn't scan? Insert fake laugh here.