How to Make a Man Happy

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

  1. Feed him
  2. Sleep with him
  3. Leave him with peace
  4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
  5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

  1. a friend
  2. a companion
  3. a lover
  4. a brother
  5. a father
  6. a master
  7. a chef
  8. an electrician
  9. a plumber
  10. a mechanic
  11. a carpenter
  12. a decorator
  13. a stylist
  14. a sexologist
  15. a gynecologist
  16. a psychologist
  17. a pest exterminator
  18. a psychiatrist
  19. a healer
  20. a good listener
  21. an organizer
  22. a good father
  23. very clean
  24. sympathetic
  25. athletic
  26. warm
  27. attentive
  28. gallant
  29. intelligent
  30. funny
  31. creative
  32. tender
  33. strong
  34. understanding
  35. tolerant
  36. prudent
  37. ambitious
  38. capable
  39. courageous
  40. determined
  41. true
  42. dependable
  43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  1. give her compliments regularly
  2. go shopping with her
  3. be honest
  4. be very rich
  5. not stress her out
  6. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  1. give her lots of attention
  2. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  3. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

  1. never forget:
    • birthdays
    • anniversaries
    • valentine
    • arrangements she makes

Easy, huh?