| Question: | How many days in a week? |
| Answer: | 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday. |
| Question: | When is a retiree’s bedtime? |
| Answer: | Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. |
| Question: | How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? |
| Answer: | Only one, but it might take all day. |
| Question: | What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? |
| Answer: | There is not enough time to get everything done. |
| Question: | Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors? |
| Answer: | The term comes with a 10% discount. |
| Question: | Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? |
| Answer: | Tied shoes. |